Monday, June 29, 2009

Oh Pure and Radiant Heart

As an avid reader, it is seldom that I come across a book that moves my soul and my way of thinking... and even rarer still is a book like that a work of fiction. This book now holds a special place on my shelves, and it has been dogeared and highlighted to no end... Needless to say, I don't lend this copy out.


The first time I heard of this book was in a review in EW magazine, I read the review in which the journalist used the following quote from the book. I was so moved by it that for the first and only time in my life, I put that magazine down and rushed right out to the store and bought the book.

"Even if there were dangers, even if the rivers and seas and the fish that swam them were flowing with mercury, forests were being felled and deserts turned into strip mines, there was nothing to do but to trust. If she had been given a choice before she was conceived , say to exist in chaos or not to exist at all: Chaos, she would have said. She would have said, not without sadness of course, still: let me come. Let me watch as all things fall apart."

The story is a fascinating look at today's American Society through the eyes of the mysteriously alive again fathers of the Atom Bomb. The research alone that must have gone into this book is staggering to think about. Covering such fascinating subjects as WWII, nuclear development, history, chemical engineering, psychology, botany, counter culture, government politicking, resurrection, military hit squads, corporate security forces for rent, the search for truth, atonement, love, hatred, fear and of course the Christian Coalition.

But it is not the subject matter that spoke to me the most... it was the beauty of the language. Rarely have I read a book so many times and still felt my breath catch at the cadence and the prose, at times, it feels almost like the most beautiful poetry I have ever read.

Let the observations and snippets of non-essential dialogue from the book speak for themselves... What? You know I said it was highlighted for a reason... you knew this was coming...

" Also they know that many of the customs and rituals with which we fill out time are just that. So many routine acts seem invented to use up the day."

"What astounds me is the blindness of you people now. A civilization that is blind to itself. I mean BLIND. In my day there was ignorance too: ignorance is timeless. But at least we were ashamed of it."

"Reality shows, which he claimed reminded him of the circus freak shows of yesteryear. They took place of the Siamese twins and deformed fetuses in pickle jars that had long been outlawed."

"The government talks in words that make horror trivial. But the people talk in words that make the trivial horrible."

"Joy, maybe when you don't have it yourself, when you don't have the grace, you look for it to shine out of someone nearby... We're so many, we're so hard to distinguish from each other, but we long to be distinguished... We want to be dear to the leaves and the sky. I know what it is to long, we say across the air of time, I know what feeling is. We want to think we will be there, always with the others that were and will be. We want to glow in the dark."

"In the end, saying that happiness is superior to pleasure is an insult to the body. Also, it assumes the mind and body are separate."

"The tendency of the culture to pathologize is so compulsive and so chronic that it might itself be described as a pathology. In other words, the culture is pathologically prone to pathologize, that is, as it were, pathologically pathological."

"Was there a difference between waiting for enlightenment and waiting to be entertained?"

"Instead of reason anymore there was only movement. It was the movement of crowds, to whom faith substitutes for education, to whom facts were only a competing myth and the subject of mockery. It was the movement of those who believed."

" Choice could be taken away, and then you became an object: but far from being dangerous that moment when choice disappeared was when danger also vanished, and there was nothing you could do but submit... For after all it was not ego or a conviction of your own importance that made life worth living but whether you could see how perfect the world had always been without you. It was not to despair at this though, not to run, not to fear, not to fight; it was if, instead of running or fighting, out of the overwhelming nearness of the world, your could finally make something that could be glimpsed from afar."

The particulars of the story are so absurd that they make perfect sense. Scientists at the height of the A-bomb testing are transported to New Mexico 2004. After reading about the rest of their lives that they hadn't yet lived, they all began to understand where the world had taken their work. And so they embark on a global nuclear disarmament journey that takes them from the site of the Trinity test in New Mexico to Okinawa to Washington DC and many fascinating and utterly horrifying places in between.

The culmination of the book is so fantastical and sublime that I can barely summon the words to describe how it made me feel... It was magical and inexplicable and so completing, that when I picked the book up for the second time, I could barely remember anything about the end, other than it was undefinable, unanswering and right. When I reached the end again, I was moved for entirely new reasons. And again, it was perfect.

The book is written with as much fact as fiction. Thrown together they create a clash between what could be and what is, between what it means to have faith and what it means to have logic. The whole idea that any person that comes back to life is, without a doubt, the messiah, and the utter unwillingness of the most holy to lose control of the faithful. With such creatively directed social commentary, factual historical information, and the most fascinating grasp of the English language of any contemporary writer I've read, Oh Pure and Radiant Heart, by Lydia Millet is without question, the best book written so far this century. Read it.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Death of a King?


This is going to be a post of an unpopular opinion, be forewarned.

Today reports that Michael Jackson has died have surfaced on every news station available. I would feel sad about such news, except that Michael Jackson died for me many years ago.

Like many people, the album "Thriller" helped define my childhood. It was the first (and only) vinyl record that my brother ever bought. And we played that thing for what seemed like eternity. I still know all the words twenty years later. His "Bad" and "Dangerous" albums seemed to carry my thorough my teen years and fascinated me with amazing dancing and storytelling mini-movies. It wouldn't be unfair in saying that he helped me develop an appreciation for the visual art in music.

Then he lost it, and he lost me.

It was the one two punch of the child molesting charges (twice, mind you), and the inexplicable drive to physically dissect himself and create a monster with the voice of an angel. I stopped buying his music around the time of his 12th nose job/face lift. I just couldn't find any logic in giving money to a man who was only going to use it to hurt himself.

I am not opposed to plastic surgery in any way, but here was a clear case of a man who hated himself so much that he physically couldn't stand his own face for the majority of his adult life. What bothers me most about that is that no one stopped him. It was an obvious cry for help, and we did nothing but watch. Because he had money he was able to sidestep any and all concerns that his doctors had. He butchered himself and we bought it for $14.99 and some cellophane.

Then we have the child molestation charges. I don't know whether or not I think he was innocent. The logical side of me says that he did it. The child in me says he didn't. We may never know the truth, but here is what I do know. He consistently chose to put himself into situations where child molesting could occur. He chose to act like a child. He chose to have inappropriate relationships with children. No one forced him into a room alone with a child, those were his decisions, and while we may never know if he was guilty we can without a single doubt know that he was responsible for creating the situation.

The fact that he never saw anything wrong with that, well it just makes me think he was trying to hide something. And then it happened again. And that was it for me. After going through that horror trial the first time any innocent man would have taken care to avoid putting himself in the same situations again. So, there it is, I guess I do believe he was a child molester. He just had the money to get away with it.

Which brings me to my last point, his children. While it is horrible that they have lost their father, I sadly believe that with him gone, they may actually have a shot at a semi-normal life now. I never trusted him with them. From the moment he announced that he was having kids, I was afraid for them. He was just so mentally messed up from both his own childhood and from decades of people catering to him and bowing to his every whim that I felt any children exposed to him for long durations of time would be equally as messed up.

My secret theory about him is that his father Joe castrated him at a young age ensuring that the money making voice of an angel would never fade. While I have no proof or evidence for this theory the physical pieces seem to fit. Castrated boys voices never drop, like Micheal's. Castrated boys remain lithe and sinewy like a pre-teen for the rest of their lives due to the removal of the testies and the testosterone they provide. Castrated boys never learn how to fully operate sexually due to the obvious lack of parts. Castrated boys historically segregated themselves from the rest of the population and spent most of their time with other eunichs (ie: young boys who are not sexually developed). Again, this is simply my theory to explain how Michael Jackson could have come to be the man he was.

Regardless of all the problems he had, he was without question one of the most brilliant musicians of the last century. His voice, his rythms, and most of all his songs have spoken to each generation, and I have a feeling that they will continue speaking to generations for many years to come. So, I do feel sadness in his passing. Sadness at what could have been prevented, sadness at the loss of the music yet to come, but most of all I feel the sadness for the boy who wanted so desperatly to entertain us all and this tear is for that boy, who we lost many years ago.


Saturday, June 20, 2009

The Goldschlager Incident

I have never been a real drinker.

My first drink of alcohol was on my 21st birthday. A group of friends had taken me out to West Hollywood for my legal birthday dinner and drinks. We went to a restaurant called "The Cobalt Cantina" that was very shii shii and froo froo. My first drink was a Midori Sour.

As we ate our dinner and made our fun, I noticed a face a couple of tables over. I have always been a huge film fanatic, and as evidence of that, none of you will recognize the name of the person sitting at that table. Her name is Joanna Gleason and you would recognize her from Mr Hollands Opus, Sex and the City, Hannah and her Sisters, Boogie Nights, The Women and countless TV guest spots. Well as she got up to leave she had to walk right behind my chair to get to the front door, so as she got within a foot of my chair, I turned to her and said "Oh Ms. Gleason, I'm such a fan of yours. I first saw you in "Into the Woods" and have been a fan ever since".

Noticing the birthday cake on the table she asked if it was my birthday, to which I replied "yes mam, I am 21 today." She stepped back with a look of shock on her face. Almost in an unbelieving tone she asked "Oh My, that show was so many years ago, how did you ever see it?" To which I replied "thank god for PBS, and quality programming!" At that she threw back her head and laughed.

That is how on my 21st birthday I got a star of stage and screen to sing me happy birthday.


After that I drank seldomly on occasion. Somehow I always got put into the designated driver role. This was after the Tijuana Escapades of my youth, during which I also never drank, but that is another story. I joined the Navy when I was 22 and always thought I cant get drunk because someone will find out I'm gay, or I wont be able to control myself from hitting on some straight homophobe, or a million other scenarios.

So for the most part I abstained. There are people that I have known for years that have never seen me drunk. And if they did, they didn't know it. Well, this is about my most outrageous night of drinking, so I guess I should get to the point, shouldn't I.

It was Pink Saturday of 2001's Pride Weekend. My best friend AJ and I had planned a weekend of debaucheries and fittingly stocked the bar with several bottles of liquor and beer. We had been out clubbing the night before and at our traditional brunch at Orphan Andy's AJ decided that he absolutely needed a new outfit to wear out on the town that night and that was what we were going to do after Brunch.

Now, I hate clothes shopping. First off nothing ever fits me. It's like the fashion industry thinks that anyone that is my height is super skinny and anyone with my waist size is 5'9". So I never have any luck. Oh, I find things I like, but never in my size. So when we descended on Union Square for his shopping junket I tagged along mostly out of a lack of something better to do.

Seven hours later...

No, I mean he shopped for an outfit for seven hours. I'm not kidding. And only at the high end ritzy retailers. If I never set foot in Kenneth Cole again I will be just fine with that. So, after seven hours of doing the thing I hate most, I was not in what you would call a good mood. Quite the opposite in fact. By the time I got home my jaw hurt from all the clenching and the biting of my tongue that I had been doing. I was pissy and bitter and angry.

Seeing this, AJ went to his room with his boys in tow and changed into his special new outfit, which looked just like all the other outfits in his closet. When he came out he announced that they were going to go eat some food before they closed the streets off for the Pink Party. I said FINE! AJ looked back at me as they were descending the stairs and said "Meet me in front of the glass coffin at 9:00pm. And you better be in a better mood dammit."

After he had gone I was still stewing in my juices a bit. I thought about the night ahead and how much it would suck if I was pissed all night. So I decided to have a drink to take the edge off my mood. We had bought a 24 oz. bottle of a wretched drink called Goldschlager (so named because of the 24karat gold flakes floating in cinnamon flavored liquor). I grabbed a shot glass and poured a stiff one for myself. I didn't realize it would be like drinking cinnamon candy, and as soon as I realized it I cracked open a beer to chase the taste right out of my mouth.

I'm not exactly sure how, but within twenty minutes or so, both the beer bottle and the Goldschlager bottle were completely empty. I was now ready to be entertained on the street.

I got dressed in my Ghetto-Fabulous matching shiny blue denim suit and blue plaid shirt and made my way out the door. I didn't feel horribly drunk yet, and I still have memories of everything that happened that night, but between my front door and the prearranged meeting place four blocks away, the liquor kicked in.

AJ and his friends were already waiting for me when I galloped up to them. I had some sort of stupid look on my face or something because the first words out of AJ's mouth were "Oh god, what did you do?" With a drunken lisp I replied "I drank the whole bottle!!"

"What!!?!?!" said AJ with a combination of horror and glee playing on his face.

"I was thirsty, Don't judge me!!!" Was all I could think to reply with. And then "we may need more Goldschlager..."

I lasted a solid two hours wandering around the crowded throngs that night. The first thing AJ did was force feed me pizza... God, no wonder I hate that places pizza... memories... By 11:30 pm they were all ready to head to Club Universe, just one problem stood in the way... a seriously drunk giant.

As they were walking out of the Pink Party and past our street my friend Carl, who had been with us for most of the day, asked AJ if they were taking me home before going to the club. I was walking and talking, but don't ask what I was saying because I'm pretty sure it wasn't an actual language. But I was smiling, so nobody minded much.

AJ, looked at Carl, then at me, then back to Carl, and with just the slightest bit of anger and disgust said "He knows where he lives. He can find his own way home, shit... I'm goin dancing!" I know, such a bitch!!! Well somehow Carl managed to talk him into, at the very least, escorting me to the front door. I got inside and told them to have fun for me, and then turned and crawled up the stairs to my room.

I laid down on my bed and turned the TV on to distract my senses. But before I could even take off my ghetto-fabulousness I felt the rising. I stood up, sat back down, stood up again, grabbed the wall, opened the bedroom door and felt the wall all the way down the hall to the bathroom. I then proceeded to sit down indian style in front of the toilet. Here is a sick trick, sit that way in front of a toilet, get your head in close, and I promise you, even if your not drunk you will feel like you want to throw up.

Well, that's what I did, and that's exactly what happened. Gross golden pizza filled yarking. Like I was throwing up someones bad attempt at making high fashion jewelery out of pizza toppings. Not pretty. I ended up sitting like that, occasionally dry heaving gold flakes, until at least 3:00am. I know that's roughly what time it was because AJ and Carl and Amanda (AJ's Lesbian sister) got back from the club.

The rest of that night gets a little fuzzy. Mostly because I went to sleep right there curled around the base of the toilet. I remember Amanda bringing me some water, a blanket and a pillow. I remember Carl rubbing my back for a while. I remember AJ pissing over my head trying not to miss the bowl and hit me.

I woke with the sun that pride Sunday and stumble-crawled to my bed. Around 11:00 that morning AJ was up and getting ready to head down to the festival. I remember waking up and thinking "shouldn't my head be hurting?" That was the only real thing I learned during this incident; I don't get hangovers. Good to know.

The rest of Pride was all the gay fun you can imagine, I spent the rest of that Pride day turning a bright lobster red and enjoying the millions of good looking men. Below are the only two pictures from that night. In the first one you can see the look on my face just after I told AJ that I was thirsty... and the second picture is his response to that statement... Oh and just to embarrass the hell out of AJ, the "very special" outfit that he had been shopping for for seven hours... The orange-red shirt he is wearing... he got it at Old Navy!!! So much for him being all shii shii and froo froo!!! Hahahaha...



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The secret about boot camp...

On your very first night of boot camp... you learn a cool trick that comes in handy in all aspects of life... How to find good sleep at any time at the drop of a hat. Below are examples of my days in boot camp.

Up at 4:00am every morning and not allowed in bed until 10:00pm at night, and very little of that being free time, you learn very quickly the value of a good power nap. Keep in mind, this was a unexplainable lull when I grabbed my camera and started snapping. As just so you know, the rule is: No recruits on beds or chairs during operating hours.






My favorite Navy slogan that I still use today in both regular and dirty minded company alike is "Nutts to Butts, people".

The night we got off the plane, shorn of hair, all in sneakers and matching blue navy sweatsuits, sitting in the hallway of the processing station, getting our first glimpse of military efficiency, we were told to spread our legs our in front of us in a single file line on the floor and gets our nutts right up to the guy in front of us's butt.
As hot as that may sound to many of my readers, keep in mind that this was at 2:00am, just off a plane, in a completely foreign environment and we were so exhausted that the reason for positioning us in such a way became shockingly obvious as we each succumbed to sleep and passed out on the back of the man in front of us.

Nice instant team building right there... plus quite a night to go through.

And just for the record... Yes, I can sleep while standing up. I may have to lean against something however...